No Soap Required

The third of Mr. Grant's themes, let give this one a look and make your shots count:

No Soap Required

As always, your haiku go in the comments. What do you got?

A Bird in the Hand

This is your theme and your theme is this:

A Bird in the Hand

Remember, put your haiku in the comment field, and give us enough information to contact you with, on the chance you survive the coming battle.

A Close Shave

For the first three themes, we have Fenton Grant, winner of the first haiku war, and his suggestions. These themes are loose, so give us your best haiku that somehow work in the following theme:

A Close Shave

Give us your haiku in the comment field, and in about two weeks time, we'll decide a winner and let you decide how to roll on. Gentlemen, fire when ready.

bring on the game then
if you dare to battle me
haiku to the death

This all began with a simple war, by no means the simplest, but a war none the less, and though there was a victor, the battles would not cease. This will remain as a testament.